34 things I have learnt along the way

So this week I turned 34 years old. True not really old but definitely not young, some may say middle age (I tell those people politely shut their mouth. So in my 34 years I have learnt a thing or two and because I know you are desperate to learn from my wisdom here they are;

1. If it is going to rain it will rain at 3:25pm on a weekday after noon when you are picking the kids up from school.

2. No one of importance is judging you badly at the gym because your fat and working out.

3. When someone is rude to you it says more about them than it does you.

4. Telling someone that they are rude and blunt is in fact rather rude and blunt.

5. Sun light fades and bleaches out organic stains its also really good at killing off germs in your washing from gastro bugs, thrush ect.

6. Try and not stress on the little things in life things normally turn out.

7. I like peanut butter, took me 30 odd years to try it again but turns out I like it.

8. Its ok to make mistakes and to admit it most people understand that we all stuff up sometimes.

9. Your child wont care how you gave birth to them or if you breast feed them. The best thing for your family is a happy healthy you do what is right for you and your family.

10. If you rent, pay your rent first when you get paid then you should never end up behind in rent.

11. Life is compromise, you can't have any meaningful relationships with out it.

12. They lied you cant have it all well at least you can't have it all at once. You can't work full time and be home full time with your kids just like you can't drink wine all night and stay sober.

13. Life isn't always fair.

14. Things generally seem better after a good sleep.

15. Drugs messes with your brain.

16. Casual sex messes with your heart.

17. Common sense isn't common.

18. Twelve year olds are wiser than sixteen year old. I don't know why this is true but it is.

19. Honesty is always the best policy but sometimes its nice to cushion the blow.

20. Learn to sew a button on. 

21. Your children intellegancy isn't a reflection of how well you parent. I have know very academically strong students with parent who put in little effort and I have known children who parents have given them every advantage possible and they are still not academically strong.

22. You value as a humane isn't measured by the size of your jeans.

23. If you have so much stuff that the stuff is stopping you from doing what you really want you have too much stuff.

24. I'm sorry to say life isn't always fair crap things do happen to good people.

25. Be kind to yourself in word and deed.

26. No one plans on having a disabled child.

27. Smoking might make you look cool but coughing and wheezing doesn't.

28. There is no point trying to impress people, real friends love you for who you are and the others will never be impressed with you.

29. Not everyone in life if going to like you in turn you wont like everyone. But everyone should be treated with respect. 

30. Cake is good. Cake made with love is best.

31. Love is the most important thing you can have so find it wherever you can just make sure those you give bits of your heart to deserve it.

32. Dr Seuss book 'The Places You Go' is probably the wisest book I have read.

33. Life isn't black and whit the a whole heap of grey.

34. Ones persons truth isn't every ones truth feel free to disregard all of the above.